{"body":[{"id":"40708594273878016","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當時，我見到唐僧，我震驚了！"},{"id":"40708594273878017","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"為什么？不要告訴我，他長得像你爸！"},{"id":"40709179177959424","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不！是跟我男朋友一模一樣。當時，我一愣了！腦子有十萬個問號……仿佛是滿出來，甚至能將我埋成墓！"},{"id":"40709179177959425","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"你……你不會以為你男朋友也穿越了吧！"},{"id":"40709179177959426","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是！我當時，我跑過去，我抱住他，我親吻了他！我說：“親愛的！你怎么也來到這里？”"},{"id":"40709179177959427","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"我想，當時，唐僧的表情是燈泡亮了！照亮整個山洞是妥妥的！"},{"id":"40709179177959428","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒錯！別說他了，就是豬八戒，沙悟凈都驚呆了！整個是雕像杵在那里！純粹是擺設！"},{"id":"40709464256413696","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"畢竟它們都是古人！你的行為，那絕對是驚世駭俗啊！"},{"id":"40709464256413697","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是啊！當時，唐僧都哭了！但聽，他說：“完了！完了！我的初吻沒了！”"},{"id":"40709618086707200","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……這就哭了？滿道他有一顆三歲的心？這性格跟你男朋友可差太多了！這下，你該意識到自己的錯誤了吧？！"},{"id":"40709757924802562","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是！當時，我挺尷尬的！那何止是汗流浹背，簡直是瀑布橫流！"},{"id":"40709757924802563","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……那就解釋唄！"},{"id":"40709954436333568","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"唉！越描越黑！是怎么都說不清楚！最后，搞得唐僧以為我性取向有問題！還一個勁責怪自己，說什么不該給我虎皮裙！因為這是誤導！"},{"id":"40709954436333569","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……這穿越也就算了！居然還到孫悟空的身體里！說出去，誰信？也就我這閨蜜了解你！"},{"id":"40710257214750720","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不管怎樣！他，唐僧也不能脫虎皮裙！我當時，我下意識，我以為是色狼！我就打了他！"},{"id":"40710997022867457","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這應該是誤會！因為他看到的是孫悟空，不是你蘇菲亞！他不知到你當時，你是以女人的角度在反應！你應該道歉！"},{"id":"40711111376371712","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒錯！當時，我對唐僧說：“不好意思！你不該有那動作，害我誤會！”他連忙說：“呃……你我都是雄性！誤會什么？再說了，我只是想糾正你！我不想你誤以為你是女的！最后成娘娘腔！”我一聽，我捏起拳頭，我警告他！"},{"id":"40711289634291712","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"如果他的IQ,沒變IP的話！他應該識趣！"},{"id":"40711289634291713","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"算是暫時安靜了吧！之后，他們說我身上有異味，還建議我到附近的溪洗澡！我當時，我很為難？這是男兒身，可我還是女兒的心啊！"},{"id":"40711289634291714","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"嗯！能理解！畢竟是以女人的視角看到孫悟空的身體！不好意思，很正常！"},{"id":"40711289634291715","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"沒錯！當我脫下虎皮裙！我整個人都不好了！那臉啊！是熱得像火災現場，感覺得打一一九！"},{"id":"40711926346416128","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"這需要一個過程適應！"},{"id":"40711926346416129","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊！那心情，就像炒菜似的！那鹽啊！辣椒啊！花椒啊！醋啊……是一通地猛下！別提那滋味有多神奇了！簡直讓人受不了！"},{"id":"40711926346416130","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"沒事的！以后，習慣成自然，也就好了！"},{"id":"40711926346416131","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"確實！不過，當時，我真的是別扭！所以我決定，我要速戰速決！我兩分鐘內我就搞定了！在我出現的時候，我聽到豬八戒說：“猴哥！這么快？你不會是脫下裙子，又穿上吧！”"},{"id":"40711926346416132","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啊！你說的是真的嗎？這簡直是破天荒啊！我記得，你洗澡至少半小時！多則，一小時！"},{"id":"40711926346416133","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"當然是真的！當時，唐僧還叫我再洗洗！我說：“還洗啊！你這是要我扒皮嗎？！”唐僧連忙說：“呃……我這是愛惜你毛發，怕它們干枯開叉！”“這……這你就不用操心了！”“既然這樣！我們出發唄！”"},{"id":"40711926346416134","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"看來！他們都敬畏孫悟空啊！"},{"id":"40711926346416135","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"只要我兇一點！它們就像老鼠見到貓！還真不敢放肆！之后，我們繼續西行了！"}],"sentencecount":29}